4 definitions by beat you to it

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A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year

there goes those cakey kingdombikers
#dave #cakes #slow #bike #crash #fall
by beat you to it May 07, 2008
See kingdombikers
A large group of slow overweight middle aged motor cycle riders
There goes the fat kingdom bikers
#kingdom #zxdave #pandad #mitch #cruiser
by beat you to it May 08, 2008
A collection of superior motorcycle riders loosley based in fife scotland.

Main purpose of the group is performance motor cycle riding,but these fine chaps do a lot of fine work for charity as well.

There of course some ne`er do wells amongst them,user Edexup is renowed for his sticky out knees and inability to corner very fast.User mitch is well known for throwing the toys out the pram and having no sense of humour

The group was initially set up by user Beej but he has decided to turn his back on his friends and work for the other side now(the police)The decision was probably made by the fact he is crap on a bike and is lacking in the sexual department

the fine fife bikers do lots of work for charity
#fife #gixxer #blade #chas #autism
by beat you to it May 08, 2008
A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year
Look there goes they cakey kingdombikers
#kingdom #bikers #fife #cakes #dave #mark
by beat you to it May 06, 2008
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