believe it or not something worse than drunk texting has come along: slexting or in other words sleeptexting. the slexter (sleeptexter) is usually the victim of receiving a text message while they are near unconsiousness while the slextee (sleeptextee) receives a completely incoherent response to their original text because the slexter has responded without being aware of doing so.
Slextee: I wasn't joking when I said I've loved you for seven years last night over text message. But yet you seemed to think it was a joke because you responded with the word "oooogleeey." Either that or you were slexting me.
Slexter: Why would you tell me that over text message?