1 definition by bassplayer91

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Halfway between 2nd (feeling up) and 3rd (oral). Involves the hand on the genitals. Is very frustrating if this is as far as you get, seeing as it results in blue balls.
damn, dude. Im so mad. I only got to shortstop last night. I had balls bluer than a naked eskimo.
by bassplayer91 September 11, 2009

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