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2 definitions by barry bogshite

 
1.
Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds
Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."
by barry bogshite July 01, 2011
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2.
Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
by barry bogshite July 01, 2011
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