Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds
Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"
Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."
Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?
Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
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