2 definitions by assface baby

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An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, sprinting to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.
OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.
by assface baby July 10, 2008

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An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, running to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.
OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.
by assface baby July 10, 2008

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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