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1 definition by ass hair

 
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A man with very small penis and an insanly stretched asshole usually specialises in the teaching of Pubology and giving Russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his asshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy dildo assed family. And believes that marrying and having sex with farm animals is considered ok
"oh did you see that jim murphy the other day?"
"yeah, him and his jipsy dildo assed family,"
by ass hair May 20, 2012