the ever popular "scene kid".
go on myspace and you will
get real life examples of a countless amount. with enough pictures
for your mind to blur with the same repetitive
images of bad hair, horrible photography
perceive to be "artistic") taken
from horrible angles, ugly hair clips, anorexic boys, fake girls, tight pants, and wayyy too much
scene kids can usually be found at the local mall, spending their
rich white parents' money on things that
are ever-so-"kewl" at the moment and will
make them all the more hxc. they
to shows and concerts like a black person to a pack of menthols.
scene kids are under the impression that they
are way cooler and better than anyone who is not "with the scene". the boys enjoy kissing each other for attention. the girls enjoy giving
the attention. the boys whine too much
, but then
again.. so do the girls.
use slang such
as "kthx" "rawr" and other unoriginal lingo that
i don't care enough to elaborate on. they find
it amusing to poo-poo anything
not in the scene. they find
it ABSOLUTELY hilarious to make fun of anything
scene kids will
to fit in. they
pretend not to care, even though we all know how much
spend fixing their
some advice for the scene kids; boys- eat something, stop wearing makeup, and PLEASE stop shopping
in the girl's department. girls- suck up your insecurities, lay the concert tees
to rest, and get a hair color that
actually suits you.
"wow. i'm going to be a kewl scene kid, say i'm original and impersonate every other god damn unoriginal
teenager on the god forsaken website called myspace and take a shit load of pictures of myself and my hair with my expensive
digital camera! don't you <3 my hxc hairband and all new tight pants? kthx. weRd."