1 definition by angrycrackheaddoe

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1. A lazy black man who usually sits on his porch and partakes in various activities such as: listening to the radio, watching the neighbors, drinking grape drink, drinking kool-aid, drinking a 40, eating chicken, eating watermelon, smoking marijuana, smoking newport cigarettes, complaining about why they're always broke, ect.

2. A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is lazy or black
go get a job you god damn porch monkey
by angrycrackheaddoe November 15, 2009

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