Term for masturbation in the UK.
When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.
yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.
A pornographic film; usually a video.
That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.
My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."
to sleep in the same bed with someone (not just in the same room).
Although Sam only has a single bed, he lusts to bunk up with seb every night.
When Tom met that hot piece, they hooked up, went boozing, and decided to bunk up all weekend.
intercourse; to have intercourse.
British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink
" in the U.S.
I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.
Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?
to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.
verb. Primarily British gay usage.
"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."
"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."
Awww you got me in the sweets and they hurt like hell!
He wanted her to tea-bag
his sweets but she refused.