2 definitions by andrew silcock

An absolute statement, immediately followed by a contradictory disclaimer.
Pipism in action:
"I've never been bowling before. (absolute statement) Except for last Tuesday. (contradictory disclaimer)"
OR
"I hate cats. (absolute statement) But I love that pussy. (contradictory disclaimer)"
by andrew silcock January 23, 2007
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The area of sunburn from the bottom of your shorts to the top of your knees.

Usually suffered by those who are often on the water, use sunscreen but forget to take care of their legs.
"I used sunscreen but forgot my legs. Check out my boat knees."
by andrew silcock January 23, 2007
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