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a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay
yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"
by an expert on men March 12, 2010

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