A. There are 5 types of black persons:
Will Smith, Eddy Murphy, Samuel L. Jackson, JZ & that guy from Matrix.
B. All black persons CAN:
play jazz, sing rap, do a drive by shooting, steal cars, dunk in basketball, dance with the tribe, be in Ricky Lake
C. all black persons CANNOT:
eat with a fork, play a violin, become doctors or president
D. if a black person has more money than you - he stole it.
"Hey Homie! did u see that JZ nigga dunking?"
"That's not polite - he should be called a black person"