The first Australian
King of Scotland
no seriously he was a bad ass
mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace
(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English
Fags! HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England
)Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn
1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party
or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed! Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''