1. A college educated, fraternity-oriented Caucasian male, usually ages 18-30, who spends his weekends wakeboarding/jetskiing and intentionally creating wakes
from his speed boat to unset or flip crew shells, kayakers, and canooers; while doing so flashing the "hang-loose
" hand gesture.
2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst
, wearing board-shorts/jams
, playing obnoxiously loud gay music
, and derives pleasure in being an asshole
3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder