Definitions by a ly

kansas tomato 

having sex with someone during their period

little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah

kansas tomato by a ly August 13, 2006

oakland doorknob 

fisting someone's asshole

gave 'er the ol' oakland doorknob.... couldn't walk straight for weeks

oakland doorknob by a ly August 12, 2006