6 definitions by Zen Dood

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a form of kissing someones ass by using an environmentally friendly or healthy means
"Wow, Peter brought Frank a bowl of broccoli slaw before the show"

"Yeah, he's Green Nosing so Frank will cast him as the lead actor in the next show"
by Zen Dood October 16, 2009

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A male with a very small penis... so much that it resembles an overgrown clitoris, hence, a Vagiweener
Wow, did you checkout Michael's vagiweener in the locker room?

Yea, wasn't sure if he had been swimming or not..

Naw bro, he has a little vagiweener

That sucks..
by Zen Dood April 05, 2010

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someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
by Zen Dood April 05, 2010

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A dude with small wrists like a chick
Dude, are you wearing Julie's watch?
Yea.
How the fuck does it fit your wrists?
Dunno.
Bro, you have little Bitch Wrists
Yeah, that sucks I guess..
Pussy
by Zen Dood April 08, 2010

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100% of people who work in the telecommunications industry are White Trash or a version of white trash... could be any ethnicity but still considered White Trash, hence Phone Trash. Can be combined "Phonetrash".
"yo, he works for Verizon? You didn't tell me he was phone trash, yo".
by Zen Dood April 05, 2010

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porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.
"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"
by Zen Dood April 05, 2010

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