1. n. A person (preferably a female) with an awful hair-dying job, a screwed up eyebrow and thighs that make thunder thighs look sexy. At times, she may even decide to put on a pair of size seven skinny jeans that will only emphisize the chunks of fat hanging from her legs
2. n. A person (preferably a female) that everyone LOL's at just for the fun of it. You will usually see her talking to people she barely even knows just for the sake of looking as though she has friends
1. "Dude, that Zoe Waller makes me want to throw up my KFC!"
2. "Check out the Zoe Waller eating all the way at the back of the caffeteria."