The fact that Beer
is better than religion
for the following 10 reasons.
1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
doesn't tell you how to have sex
has never caused any major wars
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
5. You can prove you have a Beer
cant lie to you
helps you enjoy life, religion
reminds you how shit people are
8. You can have several different beer
s at once.
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer
10. If your life is devoted to beer
, thier are groups to help you stop.
Religion sucks. Beer rules.