Google operating software for mobile phones, smartphones and tablets. Biggest rival of Apple's iPhone and Windows Mobile, although Windows Mobile is actually too tiny to be considered a competitor.
Future releases (October 2010):Gingerbread
A: Why don't you get yourself an iPhone?
B: no way dude, Android for life!
Sunday Afternoon Drinks.
Because regular folk have to work on Monday, it's wiser to start drinking on Sunday afternoon so you'll be wasted early and can go to bed in time.
Starting to drink too late on Sunday could seriously effect your appetite forMND
and that would be sad...
A: Wanna meet for drinks on Sunday?
B: Sure, but let's make it a SAD, I'm not a sad jobless tosser like the rest of your friends.
A: Noon then?
B: Noon it'll be.
A shockproof, foldable, writable computer screen-like devise that doesn't need electricity.
Windows crashed again, I'll write it on some paper and mail it to you, with a stamp on the envelope.
Friday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks on a Friday night. Probably the most popular among all ND's. FND, like all ND's are usually enjoyed straight after work. Forgetting to eat is not uncommon.
Hey who's joining us for FND?
We should have an early FND today, leave at 4?
Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.
Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?
Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.
X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
Thursday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks on a Thursday night. Sometimes incorrectly called TND
, which actually applies to drinks on Tuesday.
ThND is very popular among students, people who don't work on Friday and those who have not enjoyed WND
Dude, not drinking on Wednesday is great for avoiding a hangover on Thursday, but let's compensate with ThND!
Wednesday Night Drinks.
Going out for drinks on a Wednesday night. Maybe the best of all ND's. Very popular among expats and those who work with expats, since expats regularly go home on Friday.
X: Are you joining us for WND?
Y: No, I'm going to the gym.
X: What is that with you and Jim lately?