You Know's definitions

swantek

someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.

"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"

by you know April 29, 2003

circle jerking

when guys say they are "playing poker", the cover for circle jerking

so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just PLAYING POKER

by you know May 13, 2005