A girl who has strange and obsessive eating habits. Like "OMG! I wouldn't ever eat that!" And then you find her in the corner the next day inhaling it. Loves men with scented chest patches of hair. She is either a total bitch or a saint. She dances like she designed the choreography for Barney. You could assume she has Turretts syndrom with her random spurs of speach. On a positive note, she laughs at every single joke. She highly obsesses over Jewish boys and sexually transmitted diseases. Sounds like a Dayana to me!
Dayana:(scratch, scratch) mmm Jon your chest patch smells amazing. Can I brush it for you?"