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This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.
Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.
by Wiz Khalifalexander February 27, 2011

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