1 definition by William Batley

Top Definition
70% Self-Rightious
55% Facist
75% Idiotic
100% Arrogant
90% Sinners
85% Liars
100% Annoying
90% Hypocrtical
00.01% Nice, true beleivers, and followers of Christ's teachings.

100% Asshole.
(Witness asshole)Why hello there! I am going door to door, harassing other people with my idiotic beleifs, trying to convert you from what YOU think is right!, because Christianity is the only TRUE religioun!!!"

(Unbrainwashed Citizen)Why dont you piss off, and leave people alone, Arn't you guys rich enough, and what do you people need so many donations for, Just go ask god for some money! :-D, btw, You guys self-contradict 90% of what you consider sins, so, FUCK OFF :-> (Slams door)

(Later that day, the Jahova's Witness guy comes home, and after realizing nobody loves him, and his insane cult is dying out, because most of his fellow cultists are insane/murderers/hyopcrites, He took out a shot of Whisky, And decided to take his own life, with his 12. gauge break-down shotgun, he loaded a Slug Shell into the chamber, Put the gun into his mouth, so that the barrel pressed against the back of his throat, pulled the hammer back, and pulled the trigger, His brains were splattered all across his wall, His next door neighbor called 911, shortly after hearing the tremendous noise the shotgun caused, The police arrived shortly after, and began to investigate the scene, Nobody cared.

Also, Suicide is considered a sin in Christianity, so he went to hell, haha, stupid christians.
by William Batley July 11, 2006
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