When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.
Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.
The designers work was a real turd. Luckily I managed turn it into a Stoolpedo.
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