3 definitions by Waylon Rowley

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A large, ill-tempered, figurative sewer rat trapped in your anus, signifying your disgust over an unfortunate event.
"assrats! foiled again."
by Waylon Rowley September 14, 2004

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A mentally deficient person prone to mistakes.
Josh is the clumsiest blunderfuck I've ever met.
by Waylon Rowley September 14, 2004

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A real or imagined liquid-filled sore resulting from an over-worked penis.
"Pulling out all stops, he began thrusting with dickblistering ferocity."
by Waylon Rowley September 14, 2004

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