1 definition by WaWa lover anon.
The main line is a collection of suburbs containing of douche bags that THINK (and only think) that they are better than the rest of the world, and they like to flaunt it all the time. They pop their collars, don their Gucci, and D&G, shop at Banana and J. Crew full price, and love to repeatedly use the word BEST in their sentences. (aka "ACME bakery makes the BEST cookies in the world" or "WaWa is the BEST place to go get a hoagie at midnight" or "Going to Ocean City is the BEST time ever") It's just so sad that main liners heads are so far up their asses that they all can't even see straight. There is more to life than looking good and flaunting where you life...you're not the only douche bags who live in wealthy suburbs, ya know?
Most inhabitants are "old money" (aka Grandpas who made their fortune and moved to PA). All the others, like people that live in Paoli, Wayne, or Berwyn, etc. are all either living off of there old relatives' fortunes or pretending to be what they're not. Some live in big houses and that's all they can afford; others choose more modest living quarters so they can survive financially. Either way, they ALL can say that they live on the "main line," and that's really all that matters to them, in their egotistical, superficial minds.
Most inhabitants are "old money" (aka Grandpas who made their fortune and moved to PA). All the others, like people that live in Paoli, Wayne, or Berwyn, etc. are all either living off of there old relatives' fortunes or pretending to be what they're not. Some live in big houses and that's all they can afford; others choose more modest living quarters so they can survive financially. Either way, they ALL can say that they live on the "main line," and that's really all that matters to them, in their egotistical, superficial minds.
Main liners use the words "main line" as an adjective! (aka "Suzy is sooo main line.") Amazing isn't it?
Statistically, I grew up in the wealthiest zip code in the country, 60010. However, I don't brag or flaunt that because if I did, well, let's face it I'd be a douche bag. And I'm not a douche bag. Main liners....are douche bags. so sad.
Statistically, I grew up in the wealthiest zip code in the country, 60010. However, I don't brag or flaunt that because if I did, well, let's face it I'd be a douche bag. And I'm not a douche bag. Main liners....are douche bags. so sad.
by WaWa lover anon. May 31, 2006