1 definition by VortXxe

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A large, brutish, stupid race of people with long hair. Listen to death metal and sail around in big sailing ships. Often wear horned helmets.

Known for smashing things over their heads in a show of toughness.
Dude, holy shit, did you see that guy just stick his dick in a beer bottle, chop it off, and then suck it out before smashing the bottle over his head? That was fucked up. He must have been Norwegian.

Go back to iceland, you stupid norwegian.

Go wrestle a large moving vehicle you stupid norwegian.
by VortXxe October 15, 2005

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