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2 definitions by Vmag: Etymology Division

 
1.
(plural Turtains)

Origionally meant to mean "tiny curtains", Turtains refers to a cloth or cloth-like material often used to block windows, usu. for purposes of privacy or controlled lighting of all sizes.
When can we get some turtains in this bright room?
by Vmag: Etymology Division January 20, 2005
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2.
What you want when youre horny and have previously bit your tongue.
Ey haby ows hout you'n I jo 'ack to ay flace or zom sess?
by Vmag: Etymology Division October 07, 2005
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