"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit
(bad ISP for example), but charges
you top dollar for the service.
Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email
takes five years to load!
Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...