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1 definition by Victim of Melvin

a severe frontal wedgie. usually the result of horrible practical jokes or freak accidents.
"Man this tandem bike sure is giving me one ridiculous melvin. I got bruises!"

When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)
by Victim of Melvin May 14, 2009
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