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the acronym MASAPER (pronounced Mass-APP-er) stands for "Minimize As Soon As Parent Enters Room". Therefore the Masaper Reflex is the reflex action of minimizing whatever's on your computer screen, as quickly as possible, before one of your parents can see it. individuals between the ages of 13 and 19 tend to have the best Masaper Reflex.
A: man, we're so lucky Mum didn't catch us on 4chan yesterday! she would have killed us if she'd seen what we were looking at!
B: Yeah. Your Masaper Reflex really saved our asses!
by Uberkawaiidouche January 27, 2011

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Apple sauce. Why? because Ryuk the shinigami only eats APPLES. Therefore his puke would most likely resemble apple sauce!

La Puke De Ryuk is a humorous term that Death Note fans can use to put gross out other Death Note fans, if they happen to be in the presence of apple sauce. Here is an example:
DeathNoteFan A: "Hey, what are you eating with that pork sausage?"
DeathNoteFan B: "Apple sauce."
DeathNoteFan A: "Ah! La Puke De Ryuk! Tres Bon!"
DeathNoteFan B: "Eeeeew! Gross! Thanks a lot!"
by Uberkawaiidouche January 27, 2011

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Eating food that has no nutritional value whatsoever, but still tastes good. E.g. bubble gum.
A: You shouldn't chew gum.
B: Why?
A: It has no vitimins or minerals, or calories! Chewing gum is oral masturbation!
B: Ewe!
by Uberkawaiidouche February 22, 2011

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A combination of "Rapidash" and "douche". Meaning, a mega doughe bag. Or a mega douche bag who likes Pokemon.
A: Man, that guy's such a douche bag!
B: Yeah!
A: He's like, a massive douche bag!
B: Yeah!
A: He's not just a douche, he's a... a...
B: A Rapidouche!!!
A: YEAH!!!
by Uberkawaiidouche January 28, 2011

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chewing paper. What bored high school/intermediate students do in class when they haven't got gum, but they have got paper.
Teacher: Billy! Is that gum?
Billy: No Miss. i'm doing oral origami.
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a very strong, overactive radar, which detects cuteness. People who have the strongest cutedars tend to be females aged 11 to 25. Someone with cutedar has the ability to detect even the tiniest hint of cuteness a mile away. They see the cute side of EVERYTHING, even the most horrible things. Because of this, cutedar can be awesome. But it can also get a little full on if you're not careful.

If you would like to improve your cutedar, I would suggest watching excessive amounts of any kind of anime. Trust me, it works!
A: omg that puppy is SOOOO CUTE!
B: yeah! it is!
A: omg look at that chicken! it's SOOOO CUTE!
B: Yeah... I guess it is!
A: omg! And that dung beetle! SO KAWAII DESUUUU!!!
B: omg, you've GOT to stop watching Ouran High School Host Club! Your cutedar has gone into OVERDRIVE!!!
by Uberkawaiidouche January 27, 2011

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