A prestigious research university located in Baltimore, Maryland, that is known for its medical school and its medical research programs. That is the JHU that the world recognizes.
However prestigious its medical programs may be, or perhaps due to it, the female populace at this institution resemble Bonobo monkeys. Instead of the normal 1~10 normal scale that is used to describe their physical beauty, Hopkins females go into a different ranking system called HIV (Hopkins Impared Vision) where the 1~10 scale lies somewhere around -7~3 on the normal scale. (Negative scales reflect the rating you'd give the person had you been ranking males)
Person A: I graduated from Hopkins and met my wife there
Person B: She must be butt fucking ugly