6 definitions by Twilight Zoner

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Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane
by Twilight Zoner December 13, 2009

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To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.

Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"

"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."

"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"

Or...

"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"

- "Big time bro"
by Twilight Zoner November 08, 2009

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When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'
Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!

or

"How'd the exam go bro?"

"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
by Twilight Zoner November 08, 2009

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When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.

Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"

Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."

Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"

Guy 2: "Fo sho."

Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
by Twilight Zoner November 08, 2009

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The act of a springroll...

- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -

... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!

Who?

- Mary-Anne!

No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!

- Damn straight!
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When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"

"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
by Twilight Zoner November 06, 2009

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