1 definition by Turd burgular 101

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob
"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out
by Turd burgular 101 July 12, 2011

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