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1 definition by Trixie Mcgee Jones

1. Fert
describes every awkward situation, awkward hookup, weird sounding fart.
1.Her- He asked if I wanted to "see his little friend"
Me- FERT!

2. Step onto elevator with friend. Everyone crowded around silently. Look over to friend and whisper FERT!
awkward creepy funny weird silence
by Trixie Mcgee Jones Jan 1, 2012 add a video
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