1 definition by Trixie Mcgee Jones

Top Definition
describes every awkward situation, awkward hookup, weird sounding fart.
1.Her- He asked if I wanted to "see his little friend"
Me- FERT!

2. Step onto elevator with friend. Everyone crowded around silently. Look over to friend and whisper FERT!
by Trixie Mcgee Jones January 01, 2012

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