A filthy wanderer with grass-stained knees, carpet-burned neck and a very sore anus. He lives off of handouts and handwigs in his everquest to escape the wrath of the infamous Bad Dudes.
The whereabouts of the original McBirdowl are unknown, but sightings have been made in Munich and most recently, Milan. This crazed sodomite is as much a threat to himself as he is to others. Approach with caution.
David, get your dick out of Betty-Anne's ass...she's your freakin' sister you cock-suckin McBirdowl!