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Second biggest city in New Mexico, but size isn't everything, this is a terrible city where nothing of interest ever happens but the Warped tour and even that's a stretch. We have a one story mall with maybe 18? stores, acres of crops and some mountians WOOOO! :p In fact it's prolly the worst place to ever visit/live in unless you have TB and/or are really really old. It's a place where going-nowhere-fast bands like to start up and stupid scene chicks go to all the local shows and end up having sex with everyone even girls, but not cos their truly bi/lesbian but more bored than anything & craving for attention. You KNOW what weed smells like if you were born or raised here. The white people are the minority and make fun of everyone not white every chance they get but their secretly jealous that they don't have cool grandmas and grandpas who can cook awesome Mexican food. But the well-fed beaners are always getting in fights and spittin out babies. Onate has all the prego's & stoners Mayfield has all the preps and stoners, and Las Cruces high has all the rest of the stoners and either really dumb people or really smart people. Everyone is related to each other and you probably have more fun on your facebook or myspace than in this city.
Yeah, Las Cruces isn't a very attractive place but hey, least it's not Almagordo.
by TortugaLoca May 05, 2010

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