1 definition by Tommy Cool

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the art of opening a soda as you squeeze it, thus causing the carbonation to invade every oraface on a persons face. Including ears nose and mouth. It also causes Eye stinging
I Jizzed my coke all over that dudes face. That'll teach him to mess with me.
by Tommy Cool June 10, 2005

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