Definitions by Tock Myrtle neck

Tock Myrtle Neck 

(noun) One who wears short sleeve mock turtle necks to play golf. Furthermore lying about their golf score.

Hi, I am Tock Myrtle Neck. I shot an 82 in a scramble using other people's drives. Probably equals about an 86 right?

Tock Myrtle Neck by Tock Myrtle neck July 1, 2008