a private school girl who tries to be a slut and a partier. Zootches will typically tell you how they got "raped" when a guys hand was getting close to her no-no area. these girls never shave their pubes because they will never jam out with their clam out anyway. they will throw parties and fake drunk after 2 shots and almost puke. they will also make the argument that energy drinks get you just as fucked up as alcohol does.
desperate guy: dude im gonna hook up with that new chic from school tonight
a real bro: you might as well crucify your ballsack cuz you aint gettin shit from that zootch