A person who thinks of himself as video game characters. Mainly from The Legend of Zelda and Kingdom Hearts. Hates his parents a lot and has a penis size of 2 centimeters. Perhaps that is why he hates his parents. Tends to trip over stairs a lot and land on another mans lips.
Person: Hey Zahir I have a question
Zahir: I'M NOT ZAHIR!
Person: Oh well then who are you
Zahir: SORA! GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME