Referring to the virginity of people of small stature who attend the universities of Oxford or Cambridge.... these people are often named John or Johnny because this name epitomizes their socially secluded lives.
They work hard and like to have fun but still mainly have no sex life. They tend to be Tory supporters.
"Have you heard he lost his Johninity."
David Cameron: "I'm a Johnny and my wife took my johninity because she wanted to be famous. I'm lonely."
Nick Clegg: "I bet David Cameron still has his Johninity."