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Danville is prolly the whitest city in all of CA, and one of the fakest ones, too. You'd be lucky to find 10 black guys in all of San Ramon Valley. People think they're ghetto cause they wear Bape and Raiders shit, but they live in million dollar houses and don't know what anything means, and have their parents give them cars nicer than the teacher's. If you don't think you're ghetto you can try to get into the skating click. Just wear a lot of Krew and DC and you're in. You don't even have to skate, just wear tight jeans and krew, and you're good. Besides that you've got the preps, who whine and whine about how spoiled every one else is, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. Most people think that New Balance and other running shoes are cool, and if you wear a pair of basketball shoes people think it's wierd. If you need somethin' to do, you go down to Blackhawk or In n Out or McDonalds and get Drunk or Stoned, and then tell every one about it the next day to seem cool. The high Schools are Monte Vista and San Ramon Valley, who hate each other for no real reason except they're in the same city and every one from the other school thinks the people from the other are spoiled, again, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. People's opinions of 'hot' is anorexic, blonde, or both. Trying to explain to some one that if a girl isn't white they can be hot gets you nowhere, because the whole place is that racist. Every single person has at least one picture on their phone or camera of them 'thizzin' and trying to rep a gang that they have the hand signal for WRONG. People say nigga every five seconds, even though they're white, are talking to white people, and are wearing running shoes, a raiders jacket, and American Eagle. People only listen to Yay-Area, and then can't figure out what Ghost Ride The whip means. The reason people do this is because E-40 has a mansion here, and they think deep down they have some great connection with him, or that the city must be ghetto since E-40 has a mansion there, which in their mind automatically makes it ghetto because he's a celebrity. Pretty much a retarded city all around.
Guy 1: Yo bro, where you from?
Guy 2: I'm reppin' D-Ville, dawg, yadadamean?
Guy 1: Danville...Ain't that the place where all the spoiled white kids live?
by TheNewKidd March 25, 2007

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