9 definitions by TheLulzFactory

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Just imagine a tapeworm being stuck up his ass. Forced to live off his filthy festering poop. Nary an ounce of shit getting by without being doubly digested by his poop eating assworm.
Wriggling and niggling through Obama's anus; fighting for it's life. Slipping out when he's had enough fiber for a quick smoke. Getting poked and prodded by his wife's tapeworm every night. Getting shitted out when he takes his monthly laxative. With the final flush he looks at it amidst his butt mess and blows it a kiss. This is the life of Barack Obama's Assworm. Bye Assworm we hardly knew you.
by TheLulzFactory July 01, 2009
omg he's so damned gangsta cause he waz lyk so kuel kuz he b gangsta n all that shiz
50 cent - lyk omg he so gangsta NIGGaZ!!!!!!!!!11
by TheLulzFactory July 29, 2009
A great song to sing along with your friends! (In a robotic voice, of course.)
♪ ROBOT VOICE! ROBOT VOICE! All in favor of ROBOT VOICE! ♫
by TheLulzFactory July 21, 2009
lyk omg he's so gangsta!!!
50 cent was lyk so kuel kuz he b rappin bout da hoodz n he gots shot 50 tymes that makes him equalzzzzz the hardXXXXcore gangsta YO!!!!!!!!11
by TheLulzFactory July 18, 2009
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
by TheLulzFactory July 19, 2009
Yet another crappy poo poo band. I was listening to a metal radio station and the DJ was talking about how awesome Tool were so I downloaded this band to check them out. WOW. They're awful. "Pretentious" and "tedious" would sum up this band. The only cool thing is the computerized vocals.
Tool suck. All of the musicians, especially the drummer, sound like they just came out of their first instrument lesson. Wow! Now that is some horrid musicianship! Skip this lame poser metal and listen to 30 Seconds To Mars, Metallica (the new stuff), Staind, System Of A Down, Saosin, Korn etc.
by TheLulzFactory August 03, 2009
YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED

THAT'S FUNNY
­ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

TEE HEE HEE

HAR HAR HAR
by TheLulzFactory July 22, 2009

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