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6 definitions by TheFrogPrints

 
1.
Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.
Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.
by TheFrogPrints September 09, 2011
 
2.
Yourself.
Always look out for number 1.
by TheFrogPrints October 29, 2011
 
3.
Signifies the person was raped in prison. The tattoo represents the tears they couldn't cry while being inside.
See that guy with the teardrop tattoo, he was raped in prison.
by TheFrogPrints October 06, 2011
 
4.
Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.
Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
by TheFrogPrints September 06, 2011
 
5.
Rhyming slang for doing a pee or wee (urinate)

In the same way number 2 is rhyming slang for poo.
Had too much to drink, gotta go number 3.
by TheFrogPrints September 04, 2011
 
6.
A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
by TheFrogPrints September 30, 2012