While goijng down on a woman as she's on her period, grab her tampon string and pull it out of her vagina. Then, like a rabid dog, shake said tampon back and forth wildly while biting down on the string.
Monte: Hey man, did you guys see Bill tonight before the softball game? Dude had blood stains on both of his cheeks. I think old Billy pulled a Red Rover on the old lady before he came to the game tonight.