1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is 春哥, whose epic mount is 草泥马.
Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE
Kid: Hey what's up guys.
Troll Sage: FUCK YOU. I'M AN ANTEATER.
Professor: Attached is your syllabus for EALC 120. It should contain all the important deadlines for the rest of this semester. Please email me if you have any questions concerning this semester's coursework or grading procedures.
Troll Sage: TITTIES OR GTFO