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2 definitions by The bird and the mule

 
1.
It is where one person thinks his or her calves are the best..

When in fact it is clearly one sided that the guys are better and look so good that they may be thought to be fake
Guy: my calves are the best
Girl: no way I work out all the time and pay someone .. I have the best legs ever..

Guy: UM why u freaking out and stomping ur foot ..my calves rule ...

Girl: OMG OMG OMG NO MY CALVES ARE EVERYTHING W/O THEM I AM LOST I LOVE MY LEGS... I AM THE BEST I AM BUCCI.
Guy: we should have a calf off
by The bird and the mule November 06, 2011
 
2.
It's someone who is a whiny Bitch... Or someone who complains and does nothing about it and wants sympathy. also could be someone that gets put in the trash can , or someone that is T RASHY...it also could be used for someone that has no balls or a female that is just useless in situations.. this is AHOFAG ..
Justin ur being AHOFAG..... ,quit whining bc u sound like AHOFAG.. ,,
by The bird and the mule November 05, 2011