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Main Entry: 1ly•tle

Pronunciation: \ˈLy-tle, ˈLietol-\

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle French lytle, from Latin lytleus, from lytlēre to be dumb, astonishing low level of intelligence — more at type

1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : brutish

2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid <still lytle from the sedative>

3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless <a lytle decision>

4 a : lacking interest or point <a lytle event> b : vexatious, exasperating <the lytle car won't start>

— Ly•tlely adverb

— Ly•tle•ness noun
man lacking in power to judge character of females. lytle implies a slow-witted or dazed state of mind that may be either congenital or temporary in financial affairs < lytle just keeping the cunts rich> <lytle with money>. dull suggests a slow or sluggish mind such as results from no game, depression, or lack of confidence.> dense implies a thickheaded imperviousness to ideas from friends that care but susceptible to manipulation from cuntilias in the rodent family <too BOOT to take a hint>. crass suggests a grossness of mind precluding discrimination or delicacy <a crass, materialistic people or gold diggin' cunts>. dumb applies to an exasperating obtuseness or lack of comprehension of women's manipulations <too dumb to figure out what the fuck is going on!>< That was rather lytlely of you to miss your plane this morning.> <You give that bitch your whole pay check and you never even fucked her! That’s some lytle shit right there.>
by The Wizard Master 5422 July 26, 2010

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