Definitions by The Virgin Ear Rapist
Ham Rattle
Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.
Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.
Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
Ham Rattle by The Virgin Ear Rapist August 1, 2010